Jurassic World 5 ... the fifth fucking one! WITH VOLCANOES!!!!

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Jurassic World 5 ... the fifth fucking one! WITH VOLCANOES!!!!

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Postby Clippy » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:47 am

Fuck sakes

It's stuff like this that makes me cynical and hate movies

It's the .. same … shit

The EXACT same shit. Right down to glass human hamster balls

BUT WITH A VOLCANO IN IT THIS TIME FOR PONTLESS EXTRA ACTION

Seriously fuck this movie

Anyone see it? Was it any good?
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Postby James T. Kirk » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:49 am

I thought it was the second best of the series. But that ain't saying much.
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Postby Clippy » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:50 am

It's hard to express my reaction without Sherdog emojiis
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Postby James T. Kirk » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:55 am

Clippy wrote:Source of the post It's hard to express my reaction without Sherdog emojiis
Which Sherdog emojis were ya thinking of?
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Postby Josh_Alexander » Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:50 pm

Next time will get nukes. Hell Yeah!
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Postby James T. Kirk » Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:10 pm

Josh_Alexander wrote:Source of the post Next time will get nukes. Hell Yeah!
Which'll lead to the creation of a Thermo Rex.
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Postby Celldweller55 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:00 pm

I enjoyed JW for what it was, a dumb blockbuster with cool special effects and dinos. I love dinos so it's pretty hard to make me hate those movies. I even enjoy JP3


But this sequel... that was really bad. Too much talk, not enough dinosaurs scenes on the island, and I can't believe this, but the climax was weaker than the previous movie's !

They had a bigger budget, yet all we got was a hide and seek game in a mansion between retards and a big raptor. At least the first JW had a huge fight between the T Rex and the Indominus.
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